Con Air (1997)
The worlds finest actors provide a gaping hole for you to fuck with your eyes while shit blows up in slow motion. 9/10. J.P
Airplane! (1980)
Unquestionably the greatest spoof of all time - yes, I’m serious, and don’t call me Shirley. 10/10. J.M.B.
Manos: Hands of Fate (1966)
The very worst movie by the worst film director; surprisingly enjoyable. 1/10. C.O.
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Like being punched in the face with a nostalgic nuclear bomb. 9/10. C.M.
Psycho (1998)
Killer with a Jocasta-complex murders a young woman - Hitchcock’s psycho-drama masterpiece. 1/10. C.O.
Psycho (1960)
Killer with a Jocasta-complex murders a young woman - Hitchcock’s psycho-drama masterpiece. 10/10. C.O.
Chico & Rita (2010)
On one hand, commendable soundtrack and gourgeously animated - on the other, just plain dull and only a 15 due to an ill-advised vaginal shot. 7/10. M.K.
Rocky IV (1985)
Rocky singlehandedly ends the Cold War in a film with more montage than you can shake a talking robot at. 7/10. C.M.
Groundhog Day (1993)
When God gives you lemons and/or an eternity of the same old shit, punch a vague acquaintance in the face, use a toaster for the purpose of suicide and eventually come to the conclusion that all you need is love, french poetry and enviable piano skills - that’ll learn the cunt. 10/10. C.M.
Superman Returns (2006)
Superman does nothing but lift stuff; so does Bryan Singer. 2/10. C.O.
Good Will Hunting (1997)
The genie out of Aladdin convinces a young Hong Kong Phooey impersonator to give up mopping floors and violence, in favour of the pursuit of a wealthy heiress. 9/10. A.W
Octopussy (1983)
See James Bond take out a circus by going for the juggler. 6/10. C.S.
Highlander (1986)
An American playing a Russian, A Frenchman playing a Scotsman and a Scotsman playing an Egyptian called the Spaniard: it all adds up to brilliant fighty nonsense: There can be (and should’ve been) only one! 9/10. J.M.B
Jurassic Park (1993)
Despite being singlehandedly responsible for the monumental balls up that was 1990s CGI, Jurassic Park has dinosaurs and Jeff Goldblum being a smug twat. 10/10. C.M.
The Werewolf (1956)
In an absurdly brilliant b-movie, a car wreck victim is injected with radioactive wolf’s blood and simultaneously becomes a metaphor for fears of nuclear war and what looks suspiciously like a wookie. 8/10. C.M.
